Dinosaur collecting his finishing token at parkrun this morning. I’m still buzzing from having overtaken him near the end – but tbf he did point out that there’s an awful lot of wind resistance when you’re that bulky!
If he was a T Rex he’s likely to be about 70 million years old. With that kind of veteran runner status you would probably have to assume an average of about a minute’s decline in performance per year. Which would give him an expected finish time for a parkrun of about 133 years. So his actual finish time, of about 27 minutes, was particularly impressive!